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Bush’s Alphabet
Inside The Childish Mind Of George W. Bush
In That Fateful Year Of 2003 ----- From A to Z

A is for America, land of the free
B is for butt-kicking the enemy

C is for compassionated that’s what I am
D is for destiny: the Lord and His plan

E is for evil-doers I’m not afraid to face
F is for Florida where a miracle took place

G is for God who I’m on a mission from
H is for Halliburton, and their will be done

I is for Iraq, which got licked by a Texan
J for Jeb who knows how to speak Mex’can

K for Kathy Harris, who fixed the election
L is for liberals who now need protection

M is for the mandate that I didn’t need
N for nine-eleven and where it would lead

O for oil companies who banked my campaign
P for the petro-dollars that they will soon gain

Q is for questions best kept under the lid
R is for all the reading that I never did

S for social security, which we will soon ditch
T is for taxes, something not for the rich

U for the U.N. and its weak-kneed direction
V for Vietnam and my daddy’s connections

W for WMDs, I guess they were loaners
X is for Exxon, one of my biggest donors

Y for yes I will win the economy bet
Z is for all our zillion dollars of debt!

Some say I was blessed with the mind of a flea
But I run this country, from the A to the Z...

--J.C. McGowan, 2003

© J.C. McGowan 2003. All Rights Reserved
(George W. Bush photo from White House web site)
 

Hear Bush's Alphabet Performed Live:

Lucid Screaming's Spoonful of Laudanum CD
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Lucid Screaming CDs (at Culture Planet)


Also See:

America Unplugged:
Politics & Dissent aStore

Politics & Dissent Books

Politics & Dissent DVDs

Global Awareness Links

MoveOn.org
 


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